CREEPY CROONER VS AUTO-TUNE KILLER!

 

 

 

OH damn we have another chart battle!

 

Just as we were beginning to get are heads around the fact that R. Kelly is still being allowed to lure young girls into his

hotel room again with his NEW music. We get the wind knock the out of us by RIHANNA’s WAILING on Jay-Z’s latest instalment - RUN THIS TOWN.

Now don’t get us twisted but we just can’t quite figure out what’s more funny, the paedophile trying to get you to make more YOUNG THINGS for him to pop in 12 years time, or the chick that wants to be going on like a goonette when she clearly got her ass beat several months back BUT couldn’t live without the D!

So when we stop laughing we might just be able to tell YOU who got a brighter future the creepy crooner or the man who wants to replace auto tune with wailing…….

 

                          The Persistant Pedo: R Kelly is back!!

 

 

Our everyday persistent pedo R. Kelly is back with his new track-NUMBER ONE ft Keri Hilson. One guess as to

what the song is about! Lol.

WARNING: PLEASE USE PROTECTION WHEN LISTENING TO THIS SONG WITH YOUR RESPECT OTHERS! SIDE AFFECTS INCLUDE PRODUCING MORE YOUNG THINGS FOR KELLS TO FONDLE!!

                                         NEW BOYZ- JERK OFF!!

 

JERKIN!! LMAO Finally then New Boyz did a vid to this song! Its AbOut tImE MoneY ! so for all you skinny jean wearing dudes that have been dying to find a way to re-organise your junk  discretly here it is - Jerkin baby!! Geek up and BE A Jerk!

 

LADY GAGA HAS A CHOPPER!!!!!!!

 

No its not a joke! Ever wonderd why Lady Gaga looks suspeciously man like- follow the link to bossip to find out - http://bossip.com/139759/chicks-with-dcks-is-lady-gaga-packing/

THE LONELY ISLAND ft T-PAIN

 T-pain reveals to the world that when times are hard he'd rather fuxx with a fishy bitch than no bitch- whilst on a boat lmao enjoy!!!

SUGABABES- ARE TOO SEXY..........FOR SOMETHING.... WE

FORGOT SORRY LOL! 

ESMEE DENTERS- CAUGHT A BLACK WOMANS SPIRIT!

 Esmee denters decided to get a big black womans spirit in her in order to tell some dude to kick rocks! yeh! Thats what we'd do to or just call our mum's lol!

THE LONELY ISLAND & SETH ROGAN- BOSSY

 Your everyday sexy fat boi Seth Rogan has been frolecking in the sea for a while and finally laded on the lonely island to make the new new - LIKE A BOSS! this vid is too true so the next time your boss tries throwing out statments at you be thinking- "Like a Boss!"

3OH!3-APPARENTLY DON'T TRUST HOE'S! 

 If you cross Blink 182's crazy videos with Metro Station's poppy pop pop then you'll get 3Oh!3! so for those 90's pop rock junkies that need a bit of a fix here you go enjoy!

PIXIE LOTT- SHOWING HER GHETTO SIDE!

Pixie shows the world that once you go black you start dancing a  bit ghetto lol ! Thats kool we love her still!! 

CHIPMUNK- CUBIC ZIRCONIA RINGS 

Chipmunk- ok so this kids music is becoming a bit infectious to say the least so we thought we'd let you enjoy looking at his cubic zirconia stones with us (joking calm down little ones! lol). Oh and is anyone one else wondering how he got a hat big enough to fit his head?? lol- Chip Diddy Chip yeh sure!